Listen to Ed Perrone’s Music on Spotify

Here are some players where you can listen to my music on Spotify. Albums are listed first, then a playlist of all of my singles.

If you are not already signed up for Spotify, you should sign up — it’s free! And I’d appreciate if you could click the link above and follow me on Spotify.

Nostalgic Tears (2003):

Holy Wars (2006):

The Wrong End of the Telescope (2014):

All the Singles:

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Snotty Phone Meets the Telemarketers – Episode 3

In this episode, Snotty leaves a message for Texas Senator Bryan Hughes, chats with a representative of the NRA, and has a little fun with the usual collection of life insurance, health insurance, and “final expenses” hucksters. Not to mention the guy with the heavy accent who says your computer is downloading malicious files from the Internet….

These are all REAL calls. Take a look, you will laugh your buns off.

Also, you can watch …

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Scammers Who Can’t Even Scam Correctly…

You’re familiar with Snotty Phone, correct? If not, you need to check out Snotty Phone’s first video (click the image), because it will give you some context for the story you are about to read.

As you can tell from the video, Snotty is not particularly fond of telemarketers — although she does like to have fun with them. But sometimes a telemarketer — or in this case, a flat-out scammer — puts a little …

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Here I Sit, Broken-Hearted Lyrics

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Here I Sit, Broken-Hearted

Lyrics and music by Ed Perrone (BMI)
Copyright © 2016 Ed Perrone. All rights reserved.
Digital single (2017)

They say the saddest things in life
Are the dreams that don’t come true.
They build you up, they let you down,
They break your heart in two.

Some men are more sensitive,
Disappointment takes its toll.
It challenges their heart
And then it drains life from their soul.

I read the words …

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