“Horton Hears a Ho!” – Audio recording, ebook, video!

The new release is out!

Horton Hears a Ho!” is poem in anapestic tetrameter (seriously! — look it up), in the style of Dr. Seuss. It even contains a little life-lesson — which, I will tell you here, was unintentional, but that’s just the way it came out. Sometimes you just go with the muses….

You can listen to the audio version on Spotify, Apple, or Amazon (and other digital music …

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The Lighter Side of Three Mile Island (aka The Fake News Follies)

Well, it’s that time again — March 28th, the anniversary of the Three Mile Island nuclear accident. The worst commercial nuclear accident in United States history. When it happened, it was the worst commercial nuclear accident in everyone’s history. The fact that it has since been surpassed in “worseness” — a couple of different times — should tell you something right there.

Normally when I post in this blog about Three Mile Island (like here

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Black Cow in a Cave at Midnight

Two New NFTs, Available for Free

I have minted two new NFTs on the Hic et Nunc marketplace on the (environmentally friendly) Tezos blockchain.

Albino Cow in a Blizzard

Black Cow in a Cave at Midnight

You should go check them out, I think they are kind of fun. And a bit of a satire on the latest version of this NFT craze, where little pixelated images of things are selling for big bucks.

Oh, by the way… These are up …

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For his birthday, Capt. Eddie is sponsoring a fundraiser for his favorite charity

August 16th is Capt. Eddie’s birthday. And this year, Capt. Eddie is sponsoring a birthday fundraiser.

Taking a page from the popular Facebook practice, Capt. Eddie has decided that for this birthday he is going to solicit donations for his favorite charity. And (as you might have suspected) the Captain’s favorite charity is himself.

Please feel free to donate as much money and/or cryptocurrency as you like. Capt. Eddie accepts U.S. dollars, Euros, or Bitcoin. …

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Playing with the Scammers

If you know me at all, you know that I like messing with the minds of scammers and spammers (well, and other people, too). If you don’t know me yet, you’ll need to check out my “Snotty Phone Meets the Telemarketers” video series (Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3). That will give you an idea of the sort of thing I like to do.

Recently, though, it’s email scammers I’ve been …

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