Quotations from Captain Eddie

Check out some of Captain Eddie’s words of wisdom. Chairman Mao had his little red book, Captain Eddie has a blog page. Much easier and cheaper to maintain….

 

Life is short. Drink now.
Life is short. Drink now.

 

I don't always fall down, but when I do it sometimes has nothing to do with drinking.
I don’t always fall down, but when I do it sometimes has nothing to do with drinking.

 

If you're buying into a Ponzi scheme, the trick is to get in early.
If you’re buying into a Ponzi scheme, the trick is to get in early.

 

When you come to Italy you might gain weight because it's always "ciao" time.
When you come to Italy you might gain weight because it’s always “ciao” time.

 

When you see your lawyer about suing your doctor for malpractice it's a complication compensation consultation.
When you see your lawyer about suing your doctor for malpractice it’s a complication compensation consultation.

 

I'd rather have cheap wine with a fine woman than fine wine with a cheap woman.
I’d rather have cheap wine with a fine woman than fine wine with a cheap woman.

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