Funny Stuff
Snotty Phone Meets the Telemarketers
What happens when a telemarketer calls and a phone with an attitude answers? Check out this video and have a few laughs. Hopefully the first
in a series, this is all real — no scripts, no actors. Share it widely! 🙂
Here I Sit, Broken-Hearted Lyrics
Here I Sit, Broken-Hearted
Lyrics and music by Ed Perrone (BMI)
Copyright © 2016 Ed Perrone. All rights reserved.
Digital single (2017)
They say the saddest things in life
Are the dreams that don’t come true.
They build you up, they let you down,
They break your heart in two.
Some men are more sensitive,
Disappointment takes its toll.
It challenges their heart
And then it drains life from their soul.
I read the words of one such man
So many years ago.
They sent a shiver down my spine
Of which you’ll never know.
On a men’s room wall …
Read More“Here I Sit, Broken-Hearted”
Here is the song I wrote the other day. A true story about a man’s shattered dreams, and the note he left behind. (Contains one “adult” word, if that sort of thing bothers you…)
You can also download this track at CD Baby or listen at Spotify.
… Read MoreThe Super Bowl Commercial You WON’T See!
Here are a couple of videos. The first one is the Super Bowl commercial that you WON’T see. The second is probably a good explanation of why you won’t see it…
… Read MoreThe WD-40 Song Lyrics
The WD-40 Song
Lyrics and music by Ed Perrone (BMI)
Copyright © 2015 Ed Perrone. All rights reserved.
Digital single (2015)
One day many years ago, when I was about thirteen,
Daddy took me aside and told me, “Son, there are things you’ve never seen.
I’m gonna tell you now a secret you’ll need to know when you’re a man.
The solution to every guy’s problems come in a little blue sprayin’ can.
Well if your nuts are tight, if your tool is rusty,
If it’s hard to screw because your driver is all crusty,
If you need to slide …
“The WD-40 Song”
Here is a brand-new song and video: “The WD-40 Song.” We’ve all been there…
… Read More