The Further Adventures of Capt. Eddie
What's that boy up to now?
Just in time for all those holiday dinners and snacks, we have a little poem for you. Written by Vicky Perrone, performed by Yours Truly.
You can also listen/download it at iTunes, Google Music, Spotify, Amazon, CD Baby, and more.
Enjoy. 🙂
… I Despise the Size of My Thighs (A Sonnet) Read More
I found out a few weeks ago that AT&T offers a 10% discount on wireless services for AARP members. I just happen to be an AARP member, and I use AT&T, so I decided it’s time to take advantage of this.
I called the AT&T department that handles these things, and was talking to a nice, millennial-sounding customer service agent. She told me there was a form I had to fill out and fax to …
We Only Want the Fax, Sir Read MoreIn this episode, Snotty leaves a message for Texas Senator Bryan Hughes, chats with a representative of the NRA, and has a little fun with the usual collection of life insurance, health insurance, and “final expenses” hucksters. Not to mention the guy with the heavy accent who says your computer is downloading malicious files from the Internet….
These are all REAL calls. Take a look, you will laugh your buns off.
Also, you can watch …
Snotty Phone Meets the Telemarketers – Episode 3 Read MoreSnotty is back! And she’s learned a few “choice” new phrases!
Watch as she deals with WAYYYYY too many insurance salespeople, as well as the Bryan Hughes for Texas Senate campaign. Check out Episode 1 here.
… Snotty Phone Meets the Telemarketers – Episode 2 Read More
You’re familiar with Snotty Phone, correct? If not, you need to check out Snotty Phone’s first video (click the image), because it will give you some context for the story you are about to read.
As you can tell from the video, Snotty is not particularly fond of telemarketers — although she does like to have fun with them. But sometimes a telemarketer — or in this case, a flat-out scammer — puts a little …
Scammers Who Can’t Even Scam Correctly… Read MoreWhat happens when a telemarketer calls and a phone with an attitude answers? Check out this video and have a few laughs. Hopefully the first
in a series, this is all real — no scripts, no actors. Share it widely! 🙂
Lyrics and music by Ed Perrone (BMI)
Copyright © 2016 Ed Perrone. All rights reserved.
Digital single (2017)
They say the saddest things in life
Are the dreams that don’t come true.
They build you up, they let you down,
They break your heart in two.
Some men are more sensitive,
Disappointment takes its toll.
It challenges their heart
And then it drains life from their soul.
I read the words …
Here I Sit, Broken-Hearted Lyrics Read More