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We Only Want the Fax, Sir

October 10, 2017September 19, 2019 - by The Captain

I found out a few weeks ago that AT&T offers a 10% discount on wireless services for AARP members. I just happen to be an AARP member, and I use AT&T, so I decided it’s time to take advantage of this.

I called the AT&T department that handles these things, and was talking to a nice, millennial-sounding customer service agent. She told me there was a form I had to fill out and fax to …

Snotty Phone Meets the Telemarketers – Episode 3

September 26, 2017September 20, 2019 - by The Captain

In this episode, Snotty leaves a message for Texas Senator Bryan Hughes, chats with a representative of the NRA, and has a little fun with the usual collection of life insurance, health insurance, and “final expenses” hucksters. Not to mention the guy with the heavy accent who says your computer is downloading malicious files from the Internet….

These are all REAL calls. Take a look, you will laugh your buns off.

Also, you can watch …

Snotty Phone Meets the Telemarketers – Episode 2

January 7, 2017September 20, 2019 - by The Captain

Snotty is back! And she’s learned a few “choice” new phrases!

Watch as she deals with WAYYYYY too many insurance salespeople, as well as the Bryan Hughes for Texas Senate campaign. Check out Episode 1 here.

Funny Stuff / Music and Creativity / Random Thoughts

Scammers Who Can’t Even Scam Correctly…

July 9, 2016April 21, 2020 - by The Captain

You’re familiar with Snotty Phone, correct? If not, you need to check out Snotty Phone’s first video (click the image), because it will give you some context for the story you are about to read.

As you can tell from the video, Snotty is not particularly fond of telemarketers — although she does like to have fun with them. But sometimes a telemarketer — or in this case, a flat-out scammer — puts a little …

Snotty Phone Meets the Telemarketers

June 20, 2016September 30, 2018 - by The Captain

What happens when a telemarketer calls and a phone with an attitude answers? Check out this video and have a few laughs. Hopefully the first
in a series, this is all real — no scripts, no actors. Share it widely! 🙂

Here I Sit, Broken-Hearted Lyrics

June 15, 2016September 30, 2018 - by The Captain

Here I Sit, Broken-Hearted

They say the saddest things in life
Are the dreams that don’t come true.
They build you up, they let you down,
They break your heart in two.

Some men are more sensitive,
Disappointment takes its toll.
It challenges their heart
And then it drains life from their soul.

I read the words …

“Here I Sit, Broken-Hearted”

June 14, 2016December 8, 2019 - by The Captain - 4 Comments.

Here is the song I wrote the other day. A true story about a man’s shattered dreams, and the note he left behind. (Contains one “adult” word, if that sort of thing bothers you…)

You can also download this track at CD Baby or listen at Spotify.