Snotty Phone Meets the Telemarketers – Episode 3

In this episode, Snotty leaves a message for Texas Senator Bryan Hughes, chats with a representative of the NRA, and has a little fun with the usual collection of life insurance, health insurance, and “final expenses” hucksters. Not to mention the guy with the heavy accent who says your computer is downloading malicious files from the Internet….

These are all REAL calls. Take a look, you will laugh your buns off.

Also, you can watch Episode 1 and Episode 2.

 

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If It Quacks Like Obstruction….

Photo of Donald Trump. Credit whitehouse.gov
Donald Trump (Credit: whitehouse.gov)

Let’s talk about obstruction of justice. There are apparently a lot of people who do not believe that President Donald Trump has been involved in obstruction of justice regarding the FBI investigations of his campaign and associates. They come up with various lines of reasoning to explain why Trump’s requests to former FBI Director James Comey to back off of his investigations are not criminal, or are not technically obstruction, or whatever.

So let’s examine this a little bit. Play along with me, you will enjoy it.

First, let’s look at perhaps the key incident so …

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Letter to Texas Senator Bryan Hughes re: SB6, the bathroom bill

Dear Senator Hughes,

I see that you are a co-author of SB6. However, I am writing to express my strong opposition to this type of legislation.

On the practical side: It is a waste of time and money. It is unnecessary. It will not solve any “safety” problems that it is purported to be the solution to. It is unenforceable. Its backlash, as demonstrated in other states, will cause significant harm to the Texas economy.

Those are just the practical elements. But they pale beside the principles involved.

This type of legislation is a gross invasion of individual privacy. It …

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Great Texas Pee-In – March 7, 8:00am, Capitol Extension, E1.036, Austin (updated location!)

Transgender bathroom sign: We Don't Care

The Texas Senate Committee on State Affairs has scheduled a hearing on the Texas “Bathroom Bill” (SB 6).

Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Room E1.036
(Senate Finance Room)
Capitol Extension
Austin, Texas

I have visions of great crowds of people lining up to pee in the “wrong” bathrooms!!

Of course, if you can’t do that, you CAN contact your senator and the committee members and tell them what a great waste of time (not to mention invasion of privacy) this is. This post has contact info.

Pee on!!

Note: Post edited on 3/3/17, as the Committee changed the location of the

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Texas “Bathroom Bill” referred to committee

Transgender bathroom sign: We Don't Care

Texas SB6, the Texas “bathroom bill,” has been referred to the Senate State Affairs Committee. No date for a hearing has yet been set.

The Committee contact information, if you care to badger them, is:

Senate Committee on State Affairs (C570)
Clerk: Addison Reagan
Phone: (512) 463-0380
Room: SHB 380

Committee members are:

Chair: Sen. Joan Huffman
Vice Chair: Sen. Bryan Hughes

Members: Sen. Brian Birdwell
Sen. Brandon Creighton
Sen. Craig Estes
Sen. Eddie Lucio, Jr.
Sen. Jane Nelson
Sen. Charles Schwertner
Sen. Judith Zaffirini

Links go to the senators’ respective individual pages, which contains their individual contact info and …

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Texas “Bathroom Bill” – Go Pee in the “Wrong” Bathroom!

Transgender bathroom sign: We Don't Care
Reddit: Shdiggy (http://i.imgur.com/g0LkmtA.jpg)

So…

They are planning to introduce one of those “bathroom bills” in the Texas Legislature. The bill number is SB 6. You can read it here.

Here is what I think should happen:

On the day the committee is holding a hearing on the bill, everyone should show up at the state capitol, and line up to pee in the “wrong” bathroom. Thousands and thousands of people. All going into the “wrong” bathroom to take a leak.

If I were in Austin, I would organize it. But I’m not, so I need help to spread it …

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