The WD-40 Song Lyrics

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The WD-40 Song

Lyrics and music by Ed Perrone (BMI)
Copyright © 2015 Ed Perrone. All rights reserved.
Digital single (2015)

One day many years ago, when I was about thirteen,
Daddy took me aside and told me, “Son, there are things you’ve never seen.
I’m gonna tell you now a secret you’ll need to know when you’re a man.
The solution to every guy’s problems come in a little blue sprayin’ can.

Well if …

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Holding My Tongue

You know, there are days — today happens to be one of them — when it takes every ounce of my self-control to not post a comment bashing certain people. Even when those people are total arrogant assholes who deserve more than anything to be bashed… and who don’t hesitate to do all kinds of bashing on their own.

But I restrain myself, because bashing does not solve the problem, bashing IS the problem. So …

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Touring the Cosmos Lyrics

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Touring the Cosmos

Lyrics by Ed Perrone and Vicky Perrone
Music by Ed Perrone
Copyright © 2015 Ed Perrone (BMI). All rights reserved.
Digital single (2015)

Flying into London but the Queen doesn’t care,
She says Abbie’s going downtown, you can visit her there.
Eating fish and chips and drinking ale in the pub, what a good time.

See the white cliffs of Dover, take the ferry to France,
We don’t know what’s coming next, …

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You Put Me Through the Wringer (and You Hung Me Out to Dry) Lyrics

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You Put Me Through the Wringer (and You Hung Me Out to Dry)

Lyrics and music by Ed Perrone (BMI)
Copyright © 2003 Ed Perrone. All rights reserved.
Digital single (2010)

I felt so sad and lonely,
Like I never did before.
I thought I was your one and only
‘Til you kicked me out the door.
I never thought I’d see the time
You’d trample on my heart.
But you chewed me up and …

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